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If Life Were a Result, We'd All Be Dead is the fifth and final full-length album released by the North Vancouver punk band d.b.s. It was released by Crap Records in February 2000. Although their final full-length, the songs on this album were actually recorded in 1997, before their previous album.[2] The songs were intended to be released on various singles, but this plan never came to fruition.[2]

If Life Were a Result, We'd All Be Dead
Studio album by d.b.s.
Released	February 2000 (2000-02)[1]
Recorded	1997[2]
Genre	Punk rock Post-hardcore
Length	28:12
Label	Crap Records
D.b.s. chronology
Some Boys Got It, Most Men Don't (1999) If Life Were a Result, We'd All Be Dead (2000) Forget Everything You Know (EP) (2001)

Professional ratings

Review scores
Source	Rating
Discorder	(ambivalent)[3]
Exclaim!	(ambivalent)[4]

The band's music on this album has been likened to Lifetime and Jawbreaker, marking an "awkward transition" from the political lyrics of I Is for Insignificant to the more personal lyrics of Some Boys Got It, Most Men Don't.[5]

Track listing

1. "Will You Accept the Charges?" – 3:21
2. "Galleon's Lap" – 2:51
3. "The Ethics of Camping" – 2:42
4. "Tsawwassen" – 2:25
5. "Scavenger Hunt" – 3:49
6. "Immovable Stones" – 2:26
7. "The Night She Left" – 3:53
8. "Mayday" – 3:09
9. "Dogma Schmogma" – 3:41

Personnel

• Andy Dixon – guitar, backing vocals
• Jesse Gander – vocals
• Paul Patko – drums, backing vocals
• Dhani Borges – bass guitar

References

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