Not Penis Cream is the first EP release by the band I Voted for Kodos. It was released after their first album Close Enough For Ska, and features the same style of ska punk.

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The name "Not Penis Cream" (and also a song on the EP) was inspired by a Saturday Night Live skit from 1994. The skit featured Steve Martin selling his own brand of beauty product called "Penis Beauty Cream." The cover of the EP has a brown paper package with the words "Not Penis Cream" labeled across the front in block red letters, just as described by Steve Martin in the SNL skit.

Track listing

1. "On The Phone"
2. "Pastaroni"
3. "Where Are We Going To"
4. "Not Penis Cream"
5. "All I Have Left"
6. "I Tied My Own Shoes Today"

Credits

• Rick Bisenius - lead vocals, trombone, moog
• Chris Holoyda - guitar
• Lee Gordon – mellophone, backing vocals, guitar
• Nick Rydell - alto sax
• Andrew Anderson - piano, organ, trumpet
• Ross Gilliland - bass, backing vocals
• Paul Reinke - drums
• Andrew "Dafe" Fenton - guitar
• Tom Kaboski - tenor sax on tracks 1 & 2
• Dave Bartov - trumpet on tracks 1 & 2, lyrics on track 2