"Schöne Bescherung" (roughly Happy holidays; lit. Nice gift-giving, also Nice mess) is a single by Die Toten Hosen. In concept, the song is a Christmas greeting.

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"Schöne Bescherung"
Single by Die Toten Hosen
Released	1983
Genre	Punk rock
Length	3:02
Label	Totenkopf
Songwriter(s)	Andreas Frege Michael Breitkopf Andreas von Holst Andreas Meurer Trini Trimpop
Die Toten Hosen singles chronology
"Hip Hop Bommi Bop" (1983) "Schöne Bescherung" (1983) "Kriminaltango" (1984)

Another version of the song is available on The Battle of the Bands.

Track listing

1. "Schöne Bescherung" (Breitkopf, Frege, von Holst, Meurer, Trimpop/Frege) − 3:02
2. "Willi's weiße Weihnacht" (Willi's white Christmas) (Breitkopf, Frege, von Holst, Meurer, Trimpop/Frege) − 2:35
3. "Knecht Ruprechts letzte Fahrt" (Knecht Ruprecht's last ride) (Breitkopf, Frege, von Holst, Meurer, Trimpop/Frege) − 3:46