Unfortunately, We're Not Robots is the first album by the hardcore band Curl Up and Die, released in 2002.[4]

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Professional ratings

Review scores
Source	Rating
AllMusic	[2]
Drowned in Sound	8/10[3]

Critical reception

CMJ New Music Monthly called the album "loaded with sandpaper riffs, razorblade-gargling vocals and dementia-inducing rhythms."[1] Exclaim! called it "a seamless perfection of abrasive metallic hardcore, the occasional droning otherworldly-influenced noisescape, electronic expulsion or melodic segue, bizarre guitar noise and unorthodox noisecore hostility mixed with simply terrifying vocals and intensely personal and poetic lyrics."[5]

Track listing

1. "We" - 0:05
2. "Are" – 0:05
3. "All" – 0:05
4. "Dead" – 0:06
5. "100 M.P.H. Vomit Dedicated To Jon" – 0:24
6. "On The Run From Johnny Law Ain't No Trip To Cleveland" – 1:14
7. "Ted Nugent Goes AOL" – 2:31
8. "Total Pandemonium" – 2:28
9. "Doctor Doom. A Man Of Science, Doesn't Believe In Jesus, Why The Fuck Do You" – 2:39
10. "You'd Be Cuter If I Shot You In The Face" – 8:10
11. "Make Like A Computer And Get With The Program" – 4:56
12. "Your Idea Of Fascism And Global Intervention Makes Me Puke" 2:37
13. "I Lost My Job To A Machine" 1:20
14. "Kissing You Is Like Licking An Ashtray" 2:02
15. "Rich Hall (Runner Up In A Carson Daly Lookalike Contest)" 7:05

Personnel

• Jesse Fitts - Drums
• Matt Fuchs - Guitar
• Ryan Hartery - Bass
• Mike Minnick - Vocals

References