Neil Hamburger Sings Country Winners is the name of a 2008 album by alternative comedian Neil Hamburger. It was released by Drag City on April 21, 2008.

This article does not cite any sources. (February 2013)

Neil Hamburger Sings Country Winners
Studio album by Neil Hamburger
Released	April 21, 2008
Genre	Comedy, country
Length	35:38
Label	Drag City
Producer	Neil Hamburger
Neil Hamburger chronology
Hot February Night (2007) Neil Hamburger Sings Country Winners (2008) Live At Third Man (2012)

Professional ratings

Review scores
Source	Rating
Allmusic	link
Tiny Mix Tapes	link

Track listing

1. "Three Piece Chicken Dinner" (2:38)
2. "The Recycle Bin" (3:21)
3. "Please Ask That Clown to Stop Crying" (4:43)
4. "Jug Town" (3:08)
5. "How Can I Still Be Patriotic (When They've Taken Away My Right to Cry)" (4:32)
6. "At Least I Was Paid" (3:11)
7. "Thinkin' It Over" (3:06)
8. "Garden Party II" (3:01)
9. "Zipper Lips Rides Again" (2:06)
10. "The Hula Maiden" (Mark Eitzel cover) (5:52)