Science Hat Artistic Cube Moral Nosebleed Empire is an album by Country Teasers which compiles songs from seven-inch singles with home recordings and studio out-takes.

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Science Hat Artistic Cube Moral Nosebleed Empire
Compilation album by Country Teasers
Released	2002
Recorded	1991 – 1996
Genre	Post-punk, noise rock, garage punk
Length	55:08 (CD)
Label	In the Red Records
Country Teasers chronology
Destroy All Human Life (1999) Science Hat Artistic Cube Moral Nosebleed Empire (2002) Secret Weapon Revealed at Last, or Full Moon Empty Sportsbag (2003)

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LP track listing

All songs by B.R. Wallers except where noted

Side one

1. "Getaway!"
2. "I Get Hard"
3. "I'm a New Person, Ma'am"
4. "We Had to Tear This Motherfucker Up" (Ice Cube)
5. "Kill!"
6. "$4.99"
7. "Happy Feet"
8. "No Limits" (2 Unlimited)
9. "Loose Tongues Get into Tight Places"
10. "Thank God I'm Gone"

Side two

1. "Let's Have a Shambles"
2. "After One Thing"
3. "So Lonely"
4. "Compressor"
5. "Can't Sing"
6. "Tights"
7. "Go Down Mighty Devil"
8. "Some Hole"
9. "Postman Pak and His Lazy Black & White Cunts"
10. "Kenny Malcolm on Smack"

Side three

1. "Good Pair of Hands"
2. "Demon Eyes"
3. "Trendy Mick Fleetwood's Fast Tail"
4. "Son of Treble-Faced Man"
5. "Only Whittlin'"
6. "Hat on the Bed"
7. "Julie Halard"
8. "Only a Woman"
9. "Sickening Lack"
10. "Prettiest Slave on the Barge"
11. "Retainer"

Side four

1. "Mollusc in Country" (Mark E. Smith/Craig Leon)
2. "Tough Luck on Jock"
3. "Treble Life #2"
4. "The Last Bridge of Spencer Smith"
5. "Adam Wakes Up"
6. "Small Shark in Tiny Pool"
7. "Secrets in Welsh"
8. "Prettiest Slave on the Barge (reprise)"

CD track listing

1. "Compressor" – 1:23
2. "Getaway!" – 1:39
3. "Some Hole" – 3:02
4. "I'm a New Person, Ma'am" – 4:13
5. "$4.99" – 2:25
6. "Mollusc in Country" – 1:25
7. "Happy Feet" – 2:51
8. "No Limits" – 1:52
9. "Hat on the Bed" – 2:10
10. "Secrets in Welsh" – 4:18
11. "Adam Wakes Up" – 2:05
12. "Loose Tongues Get into Tight Places" – 2:23
13. "After One Thing" – 2:20
14. "Treble Life #2" – 1:22
15. "The Last Bridge of Spencer Smith" – 4:54
16. "Can't Sing" – 1:18
17. "We Had to Tear This Motherfucker Up" – 2:12
18. "Only Whittlin'" – 1:59
19. "Postman Pak and His Lazy Black & White Cunts" – 4:07
20. "Tough Luck on Jock" – 7:10

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