The Love Machine is an album released by singer/comedian/actress Sandra Bernhard. The album is a live recording of her one-woman show of the same title; it combines comedic monologues and musical performances. It was primarily sold at her live shows until it was made available on her official website.

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The Love Machine
Live album CD by Sandra Bernhard
Released	2001
Recorded	2000-2001
Genre	Comedy, pop
Length	64:53
Label	SB.com
Producer	Sandra Bernhard
Sandra Bernhard chronology
I'm Still Here... Damn It! (1998) The Love Machine (2001) Hero Worship (2003)

In the performance Bernhard does what she is best known for: she rips apart celebrity culture while commenting on events of the time. Among the topics she addresses: the program Queer as Folk, Rosie O'Donnell, religion and high fashion. Comedian Roseanne Barr makes a guest appearance.

The recording is notoriously unpopular with fans due to the low production quality; it is muffled and low quality.

Track listing

1. Across 110th Street
2. Disastrous Trips to Scotland and Other Far Off Lands with the Lady and Bush
3. Kick Off Your Manolo Blahniks
4. Burberry Bitches
5. Downtown Train
6. The Saga of Channel 35 Public Access
7. Good Day to Die
8. Modern Feminism
9. Get it While We Can
10. Shabbat in the City
11. Seussical and the Saga of Rosie
12. Cruiselines and 99 cent Stores
13. Shock of the New
14. Queer as Folk
15. Nikki Doesn’t Call Me Anymore
16. A Few of my Favorite Nail Salons
17. You Shook Me All Night Long, with Roseanne
18. Salt of the Earth
19. Encore: Little Red Corvette