The Pipe Dreams of Instant Prince Whippet is a 2002 EP by Guided by Voices. It collects the b-sides of the singles from their 2002 album Universal Truths and Cycles, in addition to two unreleased songs.

The Pipe Dreams of Instant Prince Whippet
EP by Guided by Voices
Released	2002
Genre	Rock and roll, indie rock
Label	Fading Captain Series #24
Guided by Voices EP chronology
Daredevil Stamp Collector (2001) The Pipe Dreams of Instant Prince Whippet (2002) Down by the Racetrack (2013)

Track listing

1. "Visit This Place" - 2:35 - B-side of Cheyenne 7"
2. "Swooping Energies" - 1:47
3. "Keep It Coming" - 2:40 - B-side of Everywhere With Helicopter CD single
4. "Action Speaks Volumes" - 3:23 - B-side of Everywhere With Helicopter 7"
5. "Stronger Lizards" - 0:55
6. "The Pipe Dreams of Instant Prince Whippet" - 1:32 - B-side of Everywhere With Helicopter CD single
7. "Request Pharmaceuticals" - 2:12 - B-side of Back to the Lake CD single
8. "For Liberty" - 0:54 - B-side of Back to the Lake CD single
9. "Dig Through My Window" - 3:51 - B-side of Back to the Lake 7"
10. "Beg for a Wheelbarrow" - 3:15 - B-side of Universal Truths and Cycles 7"